Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set ...

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a
small Central American country.
Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the
order to shoot was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell
into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled
and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to shoot was
given, Al yelled "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the
wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was
thinking "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the
wall." As the firing squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his
direction, he yelled "Fire!"

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