Tri v baru

Rumburak · Zaslal: ne srpen 02, 2009 9:53 am Předmět: Tri v baru

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Alberta girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either.'

The Alberta girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, 'In Canada we have so many illegal
aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'