Some Rodney Dangerfield humor

AzPete · Zaslal: so červen 20, 2009 10:13 pm Předmět: Some Rodney Dangerfield humor

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.**

*It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!*

*Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.*

*A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!*

*I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.**

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.*

*I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'*

*I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.**

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.*

*The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?
He said, 'Because you came home early.'*

*My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.**

I know I' m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. Laughing

and have all of you a nice summer. Cool

Henek · Zaslal: ne červen 21, 2009 7:22 am Předmět:

pete a ty vajicka byli na meko?????