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 Zaslal: čt listopad 08, 2007 1:49 pm Předmět: Mexican boy |
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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face saying, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father".
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says, "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy". His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans." |
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| Zaslal: čt listopad 08, 2007 10:17 pm Předmět: Re: Mexican boy |
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| Anonymous napsal: | A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face saying, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father".
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says, "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy". His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans." |
Ja znam tento vtip o cernosich. Je ale v cestine a myslim si, ze to "vyzni" lepe 
Maly asi 8 - lety cernoch spadl do vapna, potom vylez, brecel a bezel za mamou a rika: Mami, ja jsem spadnul do vapna. Mama pere pradlo a rika, hele nevotravuj nemam cas, bez za tatou. Tak on opet bezi , breci a vola: Tati ja jsem spadnul do vapna. Tata zrovna opravuje motorku a rika, hele nevotravuj, ted me nekam upad sroubek, bez za brachou. Tak on zase bezi, breci a vola: Bracho ja jsem spadnul do vapna. Bracha se stroji, protoze jde na rande a rika: Nevotravuj, nemam cas, jdu uz ted pozde na rande. Malej cernoch rika: Do prdele, 10 minut jsem bilej, a uz me ty cernosi serou. |
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